Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
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Top comments
surferchick96 0
well that might not have been the show they payed for...
sinnedrebel 0
you should have improved and went straight into your best hulk hogan skit.
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Comments (134)
sk8rgirljj 0
uhhhh..... tht sounds desperate n the **** in ur pic r small n it's just again desperate to even post a pic like tht.... weirdo! lol
babez11 0
they r not smal!!!! they are HELL BIG OK!!!! u just cant tell from this picture!!!!!!
babez11 0
plus my "down stairs" has been ****** plenty more times than yours !!!!!!!
angel55033 12
I hope you're built ;)
tucklet 0
uhh part if acting is going on no matter what happens; get over it.
Nerry_fml 0
lol ^
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Wait... This was a class. Why would a live audience watch a class?
Melgros 0
Ewwwww. Loose bitch alert!
maphineRAWRS 10
lol, what the ****? firstly, you sound like 12, so put your "massive ****" away. secondly, the guys you've had "sex" with could go to jail. thirdly, oh guys, didn't you know that it's SUCH an accomplishment when you are 12 and have been "****** in the pussy" so many times.
jair_lhao 0
or a really fat guy, and every one still gets a free tit show xD