Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissues and a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minutes of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
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SliceOfCake 9
You're telling me that you have NEVER cried at a movie or tv death?
evilplatypus 39
Not gonna lie; I cried when Hedwig died.
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hateevryone 15
Is she serious?
sewerflies 3
Dude that is epic !
lelo007 11
I cry when old people die in movies.. And animals. I will NEVER watch Marley and Me again in public. Damned those airlines.
RangerLacrosse26 4
Probably Stark from Game Of Thrones. Lol
arman99 5
Besos di lagrimas? (SNL)
pdp_fml 21
I think that the real problem OP had was that his girlfriend came to his workplace to get comforted, not that she was emotional about the character died. Anybody agree with me?
apollo16 6
Hey it just means that you have proven to her that she can come to you for anything
kalbrek009 20
Ermagherd.....the sterpidity of it all....it's one thing to be sad about a character dying in a movie or show...(it shows we have compassion & are human)...but to be so upset over a FICTIONAL persons death that you need to be comforted in real life...sorry op, there's just something that screams "UNSTABLE" to me here.
Asdfjkl0513 0
Wow... your gf sounds like a pain in the ass lol >.<
Vicci_Love 6
Hey hey WHOAH bro. My favorite character died in supernatural. And I cried like a little girl the last five minutes of the episode. Then the first five of the next when they did "the road so far".