Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissues and a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minutes of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
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SliceOfCake 9
You're telling me that you have NEVER cried at a movie or tv death?
evilplatypus 39
Not gonna lie; I cried when Hedwig died.
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Comments (174)
Lorean 6
Well that's wierd lol
chaoguy789 4
The episode of Futurama with Frys dog is the saddest ******* thing ever.
scarshadow 8
That my favorite and most hated episode all at once. It just hurts so good.
PhilMcHawk 7
"Wake up, Leela... Please... You gotta wake up."
Viciously_Me 1
Crying over a movie or t.v. death is vastly different from needing genuine comfort for it.
thatgirl33 1
Totally cried when they killed off the dad in How I Met your Mother.
Quinn32 16
I didn't cry...I just got annoyed at the producers because it was pointless and a waste of a whole episode, especially with the countdown.
theluckyones 10
I cried in that episode too, I cried when Robin found out she couldn't have babies..
journeytotheend 16
I'd tease her for that haha
StaminPrimer 0
66 there really is a time and a place for this kind of a thing. Sure she wanted to be comforted, but this type of thing can wait till your done with a shift. I don`t believe you have a ******* clue. I am not hating, im being honest. My when my grandfather died, my mom had to wait till my shift was over because your generally not supposed to stop working unless its a family emergency. If you haven`t started working yet, then please dont say shit that you honestly have got no ******* clue about!
miss_amazing86 10
I'm not trying to be rude but isn't the death of a relative considered a "family emergency"? I know it is in all of the places I have worked.
fbear10 5
I cried in like most Harry Potter movies and books ( yes the books) because : Fred MadEye Hedwig Dobby Dumbledore Sirius Remus Tonks And many more! And like everyone else who died :(
kait11 16
Maybe she's just going through a special time of the month at the moment. At least she came to you and not someone else! It sounds like you two are close.
panicsdisaster 17
This is todays world..
panicsdisaster 17
After you people cried after your favorite characters died did you run to your significant others work place and hassle him..? You people don't get the point..
ChattyKathy0502 2
I couldn't agree more