Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Elaine?
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Thanks, Mom
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Not my day, is it?
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Hi there!
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
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Weetart 8
Look on the bright side now you can be the ball of the party.
imacreeper 3
when in doubt, dance it out! you've already got the disco ball:)
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Comments (199)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
The hell? Why didn't you scan the area beforehand for that kinda shit? YDI. A glass bottle is not something that's be easy to miss. Did you mow down any small children while you were out there as well?
ReynshineCutting 10
A glass bottle can easily be missed if the grass is tall. I take it you don't mow much.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I do actually. I guess I'm just more thorough.
cgchamp89 7
I would think a glass bottle is fairly easy to miss. Especially if the grass was tall... and I'm assuming is was because they were mowing it.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
HA!
Igor_g5 0
How tall do you let your grass get before you mow it?
Pebbles1290 8
34 when grass gets to long it won't get mowed properly so obv. you don't mow much.
babyydolly 0
hahaha where you trying to be a vampire?
ipwnlosers 4
I don't get it.
FlexT 1
Because Edward shines like diamonds(glass in the sunlight?).
TayonaC 10
wow that's stupid...
moosemonkey1000 6
Dear god that was a horrid joke.
caaamilleeee 0
wow
quadder 0
twilight ruined vampire movies, it's only redemption is to have blade come in and kill them all....
ruthchun92 2
...no
weird_little_kid 0
Now you can dance your way to the hospital
kei1108 13
with Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees. :D
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
ouch!! sounds painful!
whiteboy7thst 2
...you rape your sister.
Shorty_Shaza 5
I'm really sorry but i laughed so hard at this FML lol i hope your leg gets better OP :) *Now back to biology revision -_-*
missmaryb 0
Shoes and long pants when mowing, pay attention to what you're running over, and don't let the grass get so long that you can't see what you're mowing over. YDI.
ReynshineCutting 10
You are aware that when it rains the grass grows pretty tall and you can't mow wet grass right? Where I live it's been raining almost nonstop for 2 weeks. We had our first day of sunshine on Sunday so it was our first chance to mow in 2 weeks and the grass was about a foot tall. It's not that we "let" the grass get that tall, we didn't have a choice. Here's another idea, maybe they don't have their own lawnmower and have to borrow one to mow the grass. We borrow my fiancé's dad's every 2 weeks since we can't afford our own yet. It's not always someone's choice to "let" the grass grow really tall.
geeksaresexy 18
Really? You can't afford one? That actually (genuinely, no sarcasm or bitchiness) surprises me! Unless you're talking ride-on mowers that's like saying you can't afford a kettle.. You can get a pretty decent one for about £30 (again unless you're talking ride-on)
alexFYL 11
You can mow wet grass, it's just not healthy for either the grass or the mower (well the mower just gets clogged), but you can still do it. Also, we bought a nearly-new push mower on craigslist for $50.
sourgirl101 29
Why buy one when you have one available to you every two weeks? Three of my neighbors borrow our lawnmower. We take turns mowing each other's lawns and filling it up with gas. Once it broke and we all pitch in to get it repaired. Yes, you're correct, "some" are not that expensive (but you get what you pay for) it's still a few $$$ you can save.(:
ReynshineCutting 10
New push ones are $125+. That's a lot for us to spend on something all at once. We might be getting one next month after my fiance works five zillion hours of overtime, but not until then at least.
geeksaresexy 18
$125 is about £70 at the moment right? Well that would make more sense, lawnmowers are clearly cheaper here!
quadder 0
I just got a used electric cordless mower for $25 at a garage sale and it works great, hunt around who says you need a new one?
geeksaresexy 18
Some people (me included to an extent) don't like buying 2nd hand stuff. Spend $25 on a mower from a garage sale or whatever, it might break next week. You have no warranty or anything so you wasted $25 and STILL need a mower. I'll happily beg/borrow/steal/buy 2nd hand furniture though, you can see it that's in good nick or not!
RockstarRN 10
Ouch!!!
mzfoxy31 0
Ouch!!! I'm glad I dnt have to cut grass!!! Thats def something that would happen to me! :-/