Kids: Today, while changing my 10 week old baby's nappy and everything... - FML

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By gamerlaura - 25/06/2016 00:51 - United Kingdom - Blaenau-ffestiniog

Today, while changing my 10 week old baby's nappy and everything was going fine as usual. Just as I was about to put the new nappy on my daughter then decided to projectile poo all over my chest and stomach, while laying on the changing mat smiling. FML

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bzthemainman 5

Saturday 25 June 2016 23:59

Welcome to parent hood lol not a real parent until you have been shit on, pee'd on and vomited on, always plan for all 3 to happen lol

sillymama 21

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:17

Awe. The joys of parenthood. I remember many of those moments when mine were babies. Congrats on the new little one. Get ready for many more.

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IDontKnowaName73 17

Saturday 25 June 2016 19:12

Shit happens

bzthemainman 5

Saturday 25 June 2016 23:59

Welcome to parent hood lol not a real parent until you have been shit on, pee'd on and vomited on, always plan for all 3 to happen lol

sillymama 21

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:17

Awe. The joys of parenthood. I remember many of those moments when mine were babies. Congrats on the new little one. Get ready for many more.

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