Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
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hk_fml 9
=| no need to cry! He's just a kid, he doesn't understand adult attraction.
shoieb9 14
O.o dont worry.. its just a kid :)
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Comments (85)
TrekkieGirl 0
lol! If you care enough about what a kid says to you, to the point that it made you cry, then you have bigger issues in life. Tell that brat to mind his manners. Gather up a little self-esteem while you're at it....please.
SirNiles 0
hit the kid :D don't take shit from a kid.
Frank155 5
It's just a ******* stupid kid, I hate those, just ignore these *******
irishwhiskey91 0
there's someone out there for everyone. and a little kid doesn't know what "the gf type is" if you neeeed a babysitter you obv aren't old or mature enough to understand attraction or what a gf should be. kid prolly saw a tv show in which one of the people used those words about a girl. kids repeat everything they hear.
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
YDI for being unattractive
Emperor_Jim 0
YDI for being so thin-skinned that a child can make you cry. No wonder no one wants to date you. Grow up, pussy.
klovemachine 24
51 is dumb
AllAmericanDude 6
Okay for any of you jacka$$es saying grow up, Maybe the little kid is a sadist. I had a girlfriend once(she was very attractive), that complained to me about the child she was babysitting telling her she was ugly as $hit. FYL OP.
taycandy96 2
I moderated this one!!!! Yeah but little kids shouldn't Hirt ur feelings...u need a boost of confidence
daflyinhawaiian 0
aww. I'm sorry :,(
Kenada500 0
Owned by a litte kid. FYL indeed. But seriously. Its a child. No reason to cry about it.
mindcontrolify 0
@ # 62: Acutally, kids just say what they think, because they don't realise that these things hurt. It's the adults that are the ones we shouldn't care about. They lie all the time. Kids don't. Mostely.