Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
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wildbillpb 0
thought mcdonalds doesn't have supersize any more due to the movie supersize me.
yourlifesfucked 0
Should have, "Ma'am, if I were callin you fat, I would have used a word other than supersized, such as 'Jesusfuckcanyoufitanymorefatinthatass sized'.
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Comments (73)
Alex94xela 0
tell her" now that you mention it you're a fat ass ******* fugly saggy ass bitch"
car_ram_rod 3
I've never been asked if I wanted to 'supersize' my meal at McDonalds before. Maybe they only do that in certain parts of the country :shrug:
pandabearsmiles 0
They don't do it anymore at all, anywhere. There were conflicts, and, if a remember correctly, some sort of lawsuit. It was only done by McDonald's, as they had the term copyrighted.
YayorNay 8
She's not fat, she's just big boned.
donnymarkus 3
i bet she was black.
e077 15
I bet your an idiot.
Blueglasscup 18
Iron- ah **** screw it! It's being predictable now. Someone says something stupid, someone calls that person stupid using the wrong you're and the next person comments on the irony. Forget it!
donnymarkus 3
maybe I should have added "no offense"..
GoodLookingGeese 10
she's not only fat but deaf and having issues for treating someone like this! don't worry she's just a stupid b**ch!
Notsocharmedlife 0
What a bitch
IWantLamingtons 4
Food should not be supersized period! Nasty crap
ScuseMePrincess 2
More food for less money is a good thing.
Jazzalyn 10
That woman has hearing issues. If I'm correct - supersize is like some meal deal isn't it? So OP was just asking if she wanted to upgrade her cheeseburger into a meal deal. And she obviously has weight issues. She probably just heard "supersized" and took immediate offence to it. Baka.
catatonicsleep 17
Lots of people have a self perpetuating cycle of emotional eating, eat too much, feel bad about weight, comfort eat, get bigger, feel bad about weight.... they need to snap the cycle, which many find difficult. its argued that quitting drugs or alcohol is easier than to quit emotional eating since you don't need drugs to survive but do need food... and a lot of people would never want to admit they had any kind of psychological issue, even when they do. She needs to talk to someone not beat servers with her purse.
perdix 31
Maybe she heard "Would you like to Supersize ME?" thinking you were some kind of plumpa humpa.