Today, while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctors and nurses would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, my grandma miraculously survived a bout with pneumonia. She keeps saying, 'The Lord spoke to her' while she was comatose. While comatose, she had to be physically restrained because she would unconsciously mess with the medical equipment, and when she woke up, she was completely delirious. Yeah, no. FML
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
Today, a number of people came to visit me in the hospital, including my grandparents. They called me "weak" and "a cowardly millennial" for going to the ER instead of sucking it up, and blamed me for rising healthcare costs. I had a compound fracture. FML
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
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Top comments
iarefatal 9
Holy mother of God you can't be that ugly can you?
The_Thinker 18
I'd already said FYL by the time I read "... a prayer group circled me,".
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Comments (99)
WelcomeToAndale 13
...And this is why I hate religion.
chosha_fml 27
One of the many reasons.
SaveCowEatCarrot 14
Unless you're the Elephant Man or the Phantom of the Opera then I feel really sorry for you, OP!
Azula272 14
Oh my. That's a bit ridiculous. Unless you have acne craters that make you look like Freddy Krueger.
FukeT_ 10
Just thinking out loud but from looking at op's name im guessing they thought being asian makes you disfigured
BrianisFkd 6
"And the ugly barnacle was so ugly that everybody died"....... I honestly couldn't resist I'm sorry
Xotoolyxo 16
Start screaming, that should make them run away
Tidus0 17
This sounds like the Adelaide street preachers. No space in this city for that cult!!
fanaticdragon 10
Were you at St. Mungo's , and do you have a bad case of spattergroit?
zfchatroulette 24
I love you.
ChrisWaines 9
This is why I dislike most of the Christian population. Not all, but most.
sulitak 27
am I the only one thinking this was a prank? I mean come on...