Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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Rddvl 11
you just can't win sometimes. FYL OP
kierstynxrose 8
Damn, at least there's a light side of the situation, right? Ha, ha, nobody??
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Comments (67)
olpally 33
Red light! Green light! Anybody else think of that game? Lol. FYL op.
uoeno_fml 20
No and even if I had I wouldn't have laughed out loud
olpally 33
Thanks, buzz killington.
dRpRdP 8
is that luck or badluck I don't know. . but I hope police gets u ur bike soon..
truman25 5
Sounds like you need to invest in a better bike lock
Retrokitty 9
It sucks that people can't even lock up their bikes without them being stolen.
diving_fml 30
should have taken off the front light also
Enslaved 38
Baby it's yours (All yours) If you want it tonight I'll give you the red light special All through the night
Folly_fml 12
Take pride in the fact that your bike thief will forever be deprived of that shiny red light.
n00b4liciou5 10
There should be a bike security system that electrifies said bike and shocks anyone who tries to steal it.
rgri 11
I guess there's always a silver lining.
RedPillSucks 33
Did they leave the lock?