WhiteCaribbean
Castries, Saint Lucia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML
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BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S
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octinate 17
Never date a salesman.
seemetrot_fml 16
Must be a good salesman if he can sell a date as a pitch.
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Comments (61)
Googolman 29
Tell him you have lunch insurance and leave, thus sticking him with the bill.
Googolman 29
Her*
annie917 15
At least he's thinking about your life and relationship for the long run. Just kidding he wants your money.
gurbism 16
At least he didn't try to sell you Amway
DragonDude 24
Well, do you have a new insurance plan?
captainsmegma 12
Return the favor invite him to dinner and arrange for am Amway presentation.
sam193 14
Or an adult show presentation
natalieeliza 11
Sounds to me like he was trying to collect....in case of an accident...
brendejafulable 41
awwwwwwkward.
Crossbowe 13
Why are the down voting gods choosing this comment lol it would be god damn akward if a date turns into a pitch
LittleBells 17
The downvoting gods have you next on their list, #25
coopchick 8
gods? more like assholes
cdalton 12
At least you still got their number. And if you signed up you could see them more often and turn it romantic.
PurelyCanadian 18
Surprise?
jriley4u 17
Been there before. Lol. Went to see an old friend that I was close to growing up and when we met for dinner he immediately went into his pitch. I left.