KarlwithaK
United States
Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML
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amy397123 0
Great grandma? Woo, Cougar much!
FMY_FYL 0
Well at least you are, in fact, somebody's type after all.
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Britney_Spears 1
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex with your grandmother. I did. And it was one of the best decisions I ever made. She was in the hospital, very sick with cancer. I wanted to do something to make her feel better. So I went to her hospital room, wearing nipple tassels and crotchless panties. I lit some candles, took out my whip, and said "Get ready, Granny, cause we're about to do some serious lesbian shit!" When I went down on her, she didn't say anything, so I started slapping her in the ladyparts to get a reaction. And she was all "Oh, Donna! Do my old pussy!" So I took out a huge black ***** and destroyed that shit. After we were done, I stuffed some silicon back into my boobies, which had been ripped open by her razor-sharp wrinkles. She said "Sweetie, that's the sexiest I've ever felt". So I jumped onto the bed, whipped out my vag and stuffed it in her face. She sucked all the woman juices out. Then I left. Lesbian sex with relatives is something everybody should experience.
konrad1 0
what a cougar!! :/ that's gross!
kookoo831 0
blood type maybe??????????????
gammielikeoh 0
she's my type too
brianjman14 23
FALSE! The FML said nothing about a birthday! :P
THE_A_TEEN 28
Currently, I'm suffering from "I dont give a total shite" syndrome. Basically when someone points out something wrong in the illustrated FML, I yell out "I DON'T GIVE A SHITE" and enjoy the fml. So yea, I don't care and i'll enjoy the fml...
babelini 12
the fml also didnt say anything about it NOT being a birthday, so...
cloudiarose 5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D that is sooooooo awkward... my family friend's grandma used to do that... and she asked my dad if he was sleeping over hahahhha :D:D:D:D:D
THE_A_TEEN 28
Gramma: GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGITTY GIGGITY, LETS HAVE SEX!!!! op: umm, no. gramma: (grabs ass) I like your type. GIGGITY!!
01fuckhead10 14
always nice to hear..
Devoo 7
Grandma trying to get it! GO GRANDMA GO!
luzy_q 11
Messed up.