Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
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strikeout 0
sounds like my day. record snowfall in Texas, and I had to be at work by 5am. **** that shit.
hjrn 0
I would have turned on the tv and hosed her then went back to bed.
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Comments (105)
Don_fml 0
YDI for not having the nads to stand up to your mom. Seriously, what's she gonna do? Drag you by the hair? Make her call the effing school fercrhissakes.
gmoneytan 0
wow... you have one hell of a mom. tell her I said she's a dumb ass!
pandemic_fml 0
Once again. Bitches be jealous of us awesome redheads. It's not our fault we're so freaking cool, you guys, so don't hate because you don't fit into our amazing 2% of the population. OP, way to not stand up for what you know is right. I'd hate to see how you react when someone challenges things you believe in. Do you just roll over and let them have their way then too?
alesanaFan420 0
snickerdoodles is a dike.
Sonalis 9
I've heard way worse. this is hardly an fml
1L 0
ur mom is a dumb bitch. send her outside to get the mail then lock her ass out in the cold for a whole day.
Mimorie17 12
ur mommy is mean lol.!! i would have ben pissed.!
no_car_4_me 0
yea i liv in NY 2,,long isalnd, i had 2 days too
tisiphone_fml 0
And what did she say when no bus came, and she drove you to school to find nobody there?
FockinA 0
either you lie too much or she's too untrusting