Fml4evr
United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML
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jello_bellied_snack_snapper 19
i need to see this youtube video
waterfalleyes 8
how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?
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Lobby_Bee 18
Make the best of it, ride the Frederic to work and make softball sized hard boiled egg for breakfast.
blahblabbity 19
well... just remember it takes about 15 minutes to fry a sunny side up egg. that may come in handy
zuckerburg 21
15 minutes for a sunny-side egg? Is that make-believe with spirit-animal-wishes to encourage the egg to fry itself? Because if you fry an egg, to have sunny-side up, for 15 minutes, you end up with a piece of rubber if not burned
jkjorn 18
You're forgetting how large an ostrich egg is. As for that whooshing sound above your head..
blahblabbity 19
google things before you try to look smart, friend.
ezrajab 22
Did the ostrich return your drunken love? We need a follow up. Fyl op
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you won’t be the “dumb one” in the couple — as long as you keep the drunkenness to the moderate level at most.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
sound like you had a wild night
Sencilia101 31
How do you buy an ostrich?
Tarlachia 33
Money, typically.
Sencilia101 31
I know that but are birds like ostriches even allowed to be bought?
RichardPencil 32
I hope your family was supportive that you came out... ...as an ornithophile!
tonyfan00 38
Frederic is love. Frederic is life.
ThatGuy9679 13
Sounds like you were on something much stronger than booze
JuliaKay14 33
Sounds fake