Fml4evr
United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML
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jello_bellied_snack_snapper 19
i need to see this youtube video
waterfalleyes 8
how do you get so drunk that you end up deciding to break up with your boyfriend ?
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DanielleinDC 34
Anything that starts out with someone getting extremely drunk ends up in a YDI. Hopefully you can explain to the boyfriend you dumped that you were drunk when you did so and didn't mean it. And if you are going to drink, stay away from online shopping sites.
Davros 12
I dont know who you are or what sick demented shit your into, but we need to party together.
thatslifeiguess7 16
where did you find said bird id check the zoo
PhoenixChick 26
You accomplished more drunk than most sober people. So congrats! When's the wedding?
Thomas J. Simpson 5
I understand why you posted it... And you have to admit... Thats a hell of a story :D
Mr_Mole 24
Bs