Dr Pepper
Canada
Today, I was having sex with my wife. Halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom, but she complained so I stayed. It was explosive diarrhea. I was on top. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.
arandomperson97 19
Bet she won’t make that mistake again. For future reference though, explain the severity if you know beforehand.
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acmariner99 25
That’s one way to keep things fresh in the bedroom
CoyoteOldOne 17
Don't worry, someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. Someday, after lots of therapy, maybe. But someday. Perhaps yeeeeeaarss from now. But still. Someday.
mssileas 25
I love how you mentioned you were on top - as if explosive diarrhea would be somehow a bit more sexy when it's you instead of her lying in a puddle of... well, diarrhea. Real bonding moments in a marriage. Can you already laugh about it?
Slim87R 7
Congratulations, you just upgraded to rocket powered status.
Stealthninjaa 19
When you gotta go you gotta GO.
Fiona Kraai 5
Omg I think SHE deserved to be shat on. WHEN A MANS GOTTA GO HES GOTTA GO
deadman93 8
you became a rocket mannnnn
dexter420 21
At least it wasn’t a 69
Lewminardy 14
If I wouldn’t be allowed to use the bathroom, I would pee in their ******