Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I had to give a presentation. I was feeling confident, until I clicked to the next slide and realized it was a picture of my cat wearing a sombrero, which I'd accidentally included in the slideshow. My boss was not impressed, but my cat is now famous in the office. FML
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Yeah, you sound WAY too creepy.
Zekfen 17
As long as you didn’t mention your shrine in your bed room the embarrassment will die down in a few years
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Comments (29)
tonyfan00 38
So <I>that's</I> what was inside that folder titled "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT OPEN THIS GOD DAMN FOLDER" that's been on your desktop for ages! #TheMoreYouKnow!
Leviathene 34
This is where you need to evaluate your life choices.
Dave_Davington 34
Yeah, you need a hobby. Like, really badly.
Mungolikecandy 19
A bit of a stalker thing to have. Maybe you should organize your computer better so that there is a separation between private and study material?
Venom1999 19
Similar thing happened to me. It's really best not to do it because eventually you'll get caught.
Gubbon 17
Clicking once on a folder just selects it. Everything's fine.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Boys and girls, today's word of the day is "stalker."
Elisabetha Aarron 18
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