Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I had to give a presentation. I was feeling confident, until I clicked to the next slide and realized it was a picture of my cat wearing a sombrero, which I'd accidentally included in the slideshow. My boss was not impressed, but my cat is now famous in the office. FML
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Yeah, you sound WAY too creepy.
Zekfen 17
As long as you didn’t mention your shrine in your bed room the embarrassment will die down in a few years
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Comments (29)
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
The part that separates this between he needs a body guard and he should be fine is: Were those pictures public, or did you take them while following him around?
Donut_Wizard 23
And your crush probably said “I’m just gonna excuse myself and nope the **** out of here.
loveelolo 3
He may end up being your husband!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Uhh... If a girl in my class accidentally showed an entjre folder full of pic with me, I'd be slightly wierded out, if the pics were publically available (through Facebook, etc) and would never want anything to do with them again, if the weren't...
RichardPencil 32
Luke... I disagree. If I found that a girl had zillions of pictures of me, I’d say, “Finally! I’m getting the attention I deserve!” I’d give her a chance for no other reason than she has excellent taste in men!!!
kazekai8 11
Please stop is not healthy
DanielleinDC 34
Having multiple pictures of your crush in a folder on your laptop is a bit stalkerish. YDI.
Ghostrui 31
Having less than five saved pics can be seen as having a crush, having dozens upon dozens of saved pics is an unhealthy obsession, you may need to seek professional help.
onceuponatime456 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How can you possibly click on a folder "by accident" when you are trying to open a PowerPoint presentation??? I call bs here
RichardPencil 32
Ironically, without the Microsoft program, you were able to make a More Powerful Point!
Sheepiebeepie 26
Why would you keep that on a flashdrive?
RichardPencil 32
Because I need to keep her in my pants at all times! Um, I mean, SHE had to keep HIM close at all times to keep him safe.
tarabella 7
stalker is not a very good career choice, just think about it. the hours are ridiculous. maybe instead consider being a serial killer?