Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Main character syndrome
Today, I started playing the piano at a party. I've been playing for 15 years, so naturally I'm pretty good. I got halfway through a song before getting shown up by some douche who started playing Nickelback on the guitar. Fucking Nickelback. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
He bangs the drums
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Top comments
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
am I the only person in the world that actually sees no problem here? I like nickleback
Dave_Davington 34
If that's a reason to complain, then you've got quite a cushy life.
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Comments (29)
Chloe Ann Noy 3
Nickelback is amazing don't know why you're complaining
o_k_gamer 10
The only way this could be shitty is if that was all they played for the whole night
mharleysmith 1
**** off and die OP. There are 783 million people on Earth that don't have access to clean drinking water, and you say F your life because of music you don't like? I hope you get run over by a bus twice.