Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML
Today, the power went out. Thankfully, it was early in the morning so I should've been able to sleep through it. Then I realized I have an impossible time sleeping during power outages. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
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iheartkanye 8
I think the powers out in his brain too...
McNikk 15
If he was talking about watching Netflix on a smart phone or a tablet than he might have a point.
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Comments (132)
skyeyez9 25
Everybody has a Derp moment. Cut him some slack.
seriouscat 11
I lose hope every time I read FML. Unless you guys have a tablet, iPhone, Or something else you could watch Netflix. If not, then your boyfriend is an idiot.
tazrichie 11
If he was talking about a smart phone then......
stevothedevo 25
You's couldn't find something else to do other than watch movie's? Piioww piioww
Shmatterhorn 38
At least until the battery runs out...
skatecboy45 8
In his defense, there are phones with Netflix apps.
mullisupreme 16
dont know what it is that binds men to television so intensivly. really annoying!!!
mememaker 0
Lord, "BUT WE HAVE NETFLIX" can become the next biggest meme in the Internets. "Mr. President, North Korea just launched a full scale nuclear attack on Seoul!" President says: "But we have Netflix". Basketball player just misses the last three-pointer that could swing the game, and he says: "But we have Netflix". Damn, that is good.
nvo 6
He's a keeper...
simsgirlgem 25
Yes netflix doesn't work without power either Peter Pan (I say this cause it sounds like Wendy trying to explain things to Peter)