Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
headinabag33 tells us more.
Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.
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mld4657 28
happy Valentine's Day!
nikkipettyfer 24
How disrespectful.
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Comments (153)
writerchic85 26
I hope it was them who were fired and not you, op, since that couldn't possibly be your fault.
shavednipples 22
this is sarcasm, right? you're supposed to check the stage and make sure all your actors are ready before opening the curtain. how did nobody see them doing that? and they must have been making some noise. I think both the director and/or stage manager (whoever opened the curtains without checking), as well as the two people *******, should be fired.
silversolo 15
They were playing around alright
neverready 25
I really hope, that the stage before the curtains opened was dark as a black hole and they were supposed to be there in their starting pose, so nobody could check on them...otherwise, someone made a big mistake!
Mooniqueee_xo 4
well damn
Lalala579121 28
Well that's one way to open with a bang.
guttedbrit 26
right as the curtain is due to go up? on stage?! **** sake!
mesh_mello 4
Yeah, I'm calling bs on this one...
jimeple 12
God I hope it was a live sex show
mliajkfml 15
Isn't this from that movie billy Madison?
jen1097 25
No, "that's my boy"
corky1992 33
How'd they even manage that? Isn't everyone usually running around trying to get ready? The fact that no one had any clue until the curtains opened is kind of impressive lol.