Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
headinabag33 tells us more.
Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.
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mld4657 28
happy Valentine's Day!
nikkipettyfer 24
How disrespectful.
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Comments (153)
sprinkybagels 10
This is the best FML I've ever read. God bless you for sharing, OP.
Zanquis 22
Pics or it didn't happen just saying..
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I guarantee that's an opening no one will ever forget, especially the actress.
ThrottleJockey 36
I need to go to more plays!
ThrottleJockey 36
I think this is how **** started in the Victorian era.
DAVIDtheDEMIGOD 6
i feel so bad for the girls dad
interesting33 37
And the guy's Dad
hoosierholla 17
It's not any of his business who she has sex with and when. He does not "own" her. You should feel just as bad for the guy's parents.
CrazyManNo9 29
Does no one have any sense of humor anymore? My dogs would have laughed!
Sathane 21
I'm calling BS. Working in theatre for quite some time, I know that there is always a final stage check prior to curtain. Also, there are far more than just the actors watching the stage from behind even when the curtain is closed. There are lighting and sound workers, stage setters, as well as any actors that may be coming onto the stage soon, to name only a few.
JpTheGreat23 19
Certainly an attention getter.
Nikco90 9
Directing a play or live porno?