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headinabag33 Wilson, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML

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Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.

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How disrespectful.

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Please explain OP lol

What play was this? The Banging of the Shrew?

ndnpride88 25

Everyone on set....action!!! Whoa cut cut cut!! That wasn't in the script!!!

This is halarious as ****

Omg I need to hear more!! What happened after everyone caught them?!

I'd watch that play

BliggityBlop 8

I didn't think that actually happens.

Looks like you might have a future in directing ****.

I'd just be bummed out about not finishing.

why is he ******* on your stage and you did nothing about it?