Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking about how to ask my crush out, I finally was ready to message her on Instagram, only to find out that she unfollowed me after watching my last story. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
Today, four months after my crush told me he liked me, a day ago he told me he’d lose his job if he dates me, so he's now blocked me and avoids me when we work together. FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I'd been talking to this girl for 3 months, and she finally agreed on a date. We got drinks and food, then she said, "I'm just going to the bathroom", then never came back, and blocked me. FML
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savy_77 0
maybe you shouldn't have imed her so much?
jon_fylxD 0
owned lol!
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Comments (102)
horriblelife9199 0
#21 has a point! he wrote iChat and AIM LOL
RachBearr 0
haha stupid girl maybe u shundt have told her how
SunlightVeins 0
This sounds awfully like a bash.org quote. Just throwin' it out there.
Seegtease 0
Sucks, but you probably deserved it. She blocked you for a reason, one of the most common being obsessive or creepy. Maybe you should chill out with the next crush you have.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
thats what you get for IMing her too much
pineapples_fml 5
haha- I've done that before. Could it possibly have been that you were creep- stalking her? I'm thinking YDI- either you picked a bitch to have this weird crush on or you're just a creep that no one wants around (including the bitch, apparently).
pike1790 0
totally YDI... totally.
cprompt 0
It's possible that she accidentally blocked you trying to follow your directions for someone else, and you failed to tell her how to unblock someone. This would be a non-issue if you knew her in person, but I doubt you do.
dammn 0
LOL , wow shes a bitch :P
rinnychan 2
It's possible it's just a coincidence, you know...unless it didn't actually happen 'today'.