Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML
axsmith01
United States 🌶️ Spicy
axsmith01 tells us more.
Today, it turns out I am the only bi-sexual woman in the world who doesn't know same-sex marriages in California are no longer legal. Double FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Top comments
Gesq1 0
A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.
xHaniffax 0
Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (103)
heyzus100 6
She's a bitch
FMLMaximus 23
I have a friend going to Washington to get married soon. she isn't moving there. just going to get married. she is coming back home and having a ceremony.
masonsmommi 3
not really ture at all.. same sex marriage IS legal in california. my sister and her wife were just married 12/2013 on their 20th anniversary. maybe this is an older post?
P_Tricky91 0
Haha :D
magnetic_aura 26
Holy wow, I clicked YDI because I misread the time as five WEEKS. So sorry, OP! FYL. She sounds kind of like a jerk. I hope you find someone who is thrilled to be with you and wants to commit to you, as much as you do her!
LyricaSilvan 30
Anyone who would "joke" about something like that isn't the kind of person you should be with.