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axsmith01 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

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Today, it turns out I am the only bi-sexual woman in the world who doesn't know same-sex marriages in California are no longer legal. Double FML

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A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.

Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

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I've asked my boyfriend the same thing she asked you... He wont move here to California.

Either learn to read or get informed, prop 8 passed months ago overturning the decision to legalize same sex marriage in california. As such, moving to california will get you no where if you intend to marry your partner of the same sex. unfortunate as it is, you'd have to find a different state even if you managed to get him to agree. the more you know

gu355_wh0 0

creepy lesbians. keep your problems to yourself

why would she even have asked that? stupid girls...

My dad told me the same story.

omg if I was you, you should have reacted how a normal guy would. Freak out?!!

OP is a girl just so as you know

prettyboiDom4 0

Lesbian relationships do work out. I'm about to be 6 months into my relationship.

One day...

purplestar16 0

TRY BEING STRAIGHT

chanta24 10

you suck

shows how serious the relationship is to her