Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hell no!
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Switcheroo
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Crushed
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Consolation Prize
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
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whyisblue 0
ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML
tttron 0
so? you aren't going out with her
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Comments (64)
GlennD 0
This is ******* fake, it doesn't make sense. why would she take you OUT TO DINNER THEN TELL YOU SHE WAS GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHEN YOU WERENT GOING OUT WITH HER?
musicislife1995_fml 0
heard this so many times, get over it. she probably told you to warnyou off because you made it blindly obvious that you liked her
JManHobbs 0
Not an FML, she was nice to you by letting you in on a "secret" or she knew you liked her and wanted to give you a heads up. A girl I liked did this to me and it was nice rather than an FML.
schwinn11 0
Dude, get over it, you sound like a little whiny bitch, I bet you even paid for the dinner didn't you! You need to go meet some other girls, and I bet you'll realize that there's plenty of chicks out there that you like alot better!
Thunderbender 2
I really dont get this though, why did she have to secretly tell you she was dating someone if you werent going out.
YOULIVETODIE 0
Were you listening to the words coming out of her mouth? she wanted to tell you something, and you make a date. I have a hard time to believe she's telling you the truth. You probably did something which made her not like you anymore causing her to come up with some crap like this. You weren't dating commitedly to only each other for her to have to tell you. She obviously sugar-coated this rejection.
cieramc 0
I think it's an FML because she called and wanted to tell him something. He got his hopes up thinking she was interested. This sounds like role reversal though. I mean technically, girls can ask out boys too but it's basically a proven fact that men like to pursue...so first of all why didn't you ask her out? secondly why is someone in quotes? & thirdly she wasn't the one for you, there is no point in being butt hurt over a girl that isn't interested...find someone new
natizakhi 0
fake or atleast turd muncher. you had a crush on her! if you were going out she wouldnt just be your crush! no one loves you and youre a cesspool lover!
HBubble 3
YDI for having a crush and not making a move.
wh4t3v3R 0
Have to agree with #50, YDI. You admitted to having months to make a move but instead sat in the friend zone, she did what she had to: went looking elsewhere.
tennisaddict5393 0
she sounds like a hoe...you'll find someone better