Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hell no!
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Switcheroo
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Crushed
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Consolation Prize
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
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whyisblue 0
ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML
tttron 0
so? you aren't going out with her
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Comments (64)
bubsahs 0
hm.. i bet either she made it up. or she didn't say who it was cuz its another girl. makes sense. why else would she be 'secretly' seeing someone for so long
ecascio2010 9
wow you missed your chance with her. that's why your life sucks.
ecascio2010 9
why would she secretely date someone? its nt like you two were dating. just because you had a crush on her...
Harry_Styles_fml 3
Secretely seeing someone is hard today fast. You should try it.
zebrapattern 6
why would she bother doing ANY of that?
corleon198425 22
Are you Bart Simpson
jaychourox121 15
Friendzoned
teentee401 37
I think the FML is that she had them go out to dinner just so she could tell him that she's going out with someone else.
pstackz 14
The girl you have a crush on had dinner with you just to tell you she's seeing someone? That's odd.
StormFlake 8
Did she for some reason think you'd care