Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML
Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML
Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML
Today, I got a call and was offered a position with a company that I really wanted to work for. I just had to wait a week to confirm that everything was good to go. Ten seconds after ending the call, they called back and said that they'd called the wrong person. The offer was for someone else. FML
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Top comments
flyingpoopsicles 0
Duuuuude, I want to hear your voicemail now.
iwannafuckyaman 0
everyone knows that is why you have a polite voicemail greeting....
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Comments (51)
fahadalhaddad 0
do not worry just call them back .... change the voice mail
Kickmehard 0
I peed a little. x'D
youthink_fml 0
YDI. You don't have a voicemail like that when you're hoping for a call for a new job. Idiot.
withered 30
Haha cool xD I guess they liked your voice mail xD
phatdaddy 0
Even a tard knows you need to make your voicemail professional or, at a minimum, appropriate.
driedpeaches 0
Did you have one of those gay ass call tones too? did it play "Bitch stop calling me" I hate that shit, when I call someone I want to hear a phone ring, not some crappy poor quality song that 90% of the time sounds like a bad AM channel
perdix 31
The first time was the job offer. The second time was rescinding the job offer. The next ten times were the co-workers of the guy who was going ot be your boss when he said, "Listen to this stupid asshole that we almost hired! We dodged a bullet with this jackass."
FHGrif 0
Did you get the job? They seem like they real want you.
nolimits 0
Fvck Hoff!
marc_with_a_c 3
Well if they called 12 times they either want you for the job, or really liked the message. Either way it's not negative.