Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML
Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML
Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML
Today, I got a call and was offered a position with a company that I really wanted to work for. I just had to wait a week to confirm that everything was good to go. Ten seconds after ending the call, they called back and said that they'd called the wrong person. The offer was for someone else. FML
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Top comments
flyingpoopsicles 0
Duuuuude, I want to hear your voicemail now.
iwannafuckyaman 0
everyone knows that is why you have a polite voicemail greeting....
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Comments (51)
ayashe 2
Well, if they called back 12 times maybe they thought it was funny. I would.
idkweird 0
When I was looking for a job, not only did I make sure my voicemail was professional, I also changed my ringback tone to a ring for anyone not in my contacts.
arcxjo 3
ah, FML = Effing Moron Loser
nancy_fancy 0
hahahah!!
ladiesman14 0
plan ahead dude.
TishNchips 0
Well, if they called you 12 times, then obviously it's urgent and they probably dont care about your voicemail?
monkey314159 0
I think they just wanted to hear the voicemail over and over.
FJT 0
for work i call people about coming in for interviews, and most of them don't upset us no matter how silly they are. except 2 - one where a girl said "i don't want to talk to you", and another where it was a guy's girlfriend saying "You've reached David's phone, and if you want to talk to him, you can just stay away from my boyfiend". Charming! btw, the girl who said i don't want to talk, called back & was very embarrassed. the boy never called. jealous g/f must've got the v/m!
RufusCade 7
Ärthjärna!!!!
ibrakefordonuts 0
NOOOIICE!!! I neeed to hear it, and BTW I would call them back... worst case scenario you can be the companies comic relief..."Christmas Party 09" : Yo JERRY! HEY JERRY! yo do that drunken hasselhoff impression you do really well! Congrats you are the life of the party... am i hearing RAISE??