Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Noname
France
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Dust in the wind
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
BrokeAsHeck
Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML
witt75
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks, appreciate it!
Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML
Micawber
Denmark
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Alyce
Lewistown, United States
Bunch of bankers, the lot of them
Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML
annoyed
North Las Vegas, United States
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
amused
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Waiting for that trickle down
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Top comments
tbeaun 0
Ask them if anybody bothered to look under the fridge in the break room
spoo 24
the bank lost 6 billion? ok, who put 100,000 hotels on boardwalk!!!!
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Comments (93)
thehillhaseyes8 2
i agree joe
ThogTheCaveman 7
How? He puts his money in the bank, assholes at the bank lose it. How does he deserve it?
kewlstoribro 6
FDIC insures up to $250,000 only and that was increased only to decrease people's fears about losing their money if the bank loses their money. FDIC previously insured up to $100,000 only (before the economy crashed).
iwouldliketocomm 0
Haha, your a victim of a falling economy
losmiserables 0
YOUR BANK LOST 5 BILLION COOKIES? OH NOES!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!!
dakins 0
the money at the bank is insured by the government and will b replaced and Chances r u all r going to lie ur a$$ of and come out ahead (not u specifically ;) it may b ur business and a black mark on ur portfolio but the world will go on. tomorrow u gotta get dressed and go to work. it's already broken quit bitching and fix it.
Brandon1337 29
If your rich the goverment dosent pay back all of it. Just a good chunk they pay
steierr 7
why r there so many joes?
goneawol 1
YDI for using a bank that lost 5 million
saltypirate 0
Yeah, my bank lost 5 billion pens too
ifmlftw 0
it took me forever to select this on my iPod