Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
Dust in the wind
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML
Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML
Thanks, appreciate it!
Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Bunch of bankers, the lot of them
Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
Waiting for that trickle down
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Top comments
tbeaun 0
Ask them if anybody bothered to look under the fridge in the break room
spoo 24
the bank lost 6 billion? ok, who put 100,000 hotels on boardwalk!!!!
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Comments (93)
Zero2Sixty 0
oh no you only have another 5 billion left :O poor you !
NotreallyFunny 0
money is money
1215116a 14
How? He could have had like 10,000 in the bank, but the bank lost his money and everyone else's money. So no money for him :(
helpmeiamblind 0
It lost 5 billion what? Gummie bears? FYL for being a stupid kid with a fake fml
alexthedude 0
u should still be guaranteed most of t back depemdimg on jow much is in ur account.
69_jackson_69 0
Yeah, I also feel bad for him for depemdimg on jis b ank arr wha rapapesekde cjoc.
tiernang 21
The ****?
thatguynamedsky 32
and here we see wild derps attempting to communicate
ninano 0
dhat sentence was a waste of your life.
JajaFMLer 3
waste of OUR life!
Iwannabetreo 11
What the **** else?
AirBornZOMBIE 0
Today, I realized I dont know how to finish sentences FML jeesh your like the sopranos when they end an episode in mid sentence
P0TAT0Z_RUL3 1
no. his b ank lost the money. his money was in the bank eh? eh?
djgump35 0
Thus why I don't trust banks, how do you lose 5 BILLION DOLLARS in one day? I get angry when I lose a dollar.
LoosechangeXxXx 0
This is not a FML you FAIL gj.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
dude thats like how much money the gov has!! WOW LOL