Miscellaneous: Today, suffering from constipation at 8 months pregnant, I took... - FML

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By greeneyedmonster - 12/06/2016 03:13 - Australia

Today, suffering from constipation at 8 months pregnant, I took a "mild" natural laxative to assist. It kicked in the next day. While I was at the supermarket a ten minite walk from home. I had to waddle home in disgrace with my bags covering my arse to hide the growing brown stain. FML

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dontmindme7 9

Sunday 12 June 2016 17:22

A supermarket that doesn't have restrooms?!

MrsHumanFrog 19

Monday 13 June 2016 6:30

prunes next time. unblock you and makes you go without things being Too loose. that's what I had to use when pregnant.

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dontmindme7 9

Sunday 12 June 2016 17:22

A supermarket that doesn't have restrooms?!

gunner1579 25

Sunday 12 June 2016 19:31

It probably has restrooms that aren't open to the public

zeffra13 31

Sunday 12 June 2016 21:53

Some smaller local markets don't have public restrooms.

whymeplease44 8

Sunday 12 June 2016 20:40

why doesnt it have any toilets

mds9986 24

Monday 13 June 2016 5:33

To be fair, you shouldn't take a Lazaro e the day before you have to be out and doing something.

MrsHumanFrog 19

Monday 13 June 2016 6:30

prunes next time. unblock you and makes you go without things being Too loose. that's what I had to use when pregnant.

CloudNiner 13

Tuesday 14 June 2016 11:00

Enema next time ok

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