Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had a garage sale and sold some books I don't read anymore. A woman came up and yelled at me, saying I'd stolen one of the books from her house. I later found out that it was a distraction so that her boyfriend could steal my TV. FML
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML
Ruined
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
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mastervuk 9
Then don't put it out there
beegon 7
Wouldn't you have seen the TV being taken?
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Comments (77)
crispy76 10
my bad
NoFlippinWai 24
you are a horrible person.
mariepastyglue 30
I think it was all a big plan from the beginning. A random kid puts free label on it, and of course a relative of the kid, who now knows of the free label came and swooped it right up. Pretty brilliant idea unless of course it happened to me, in that case said kid will be getting a free ass whooping.
mattrd_fml 31
you left a flat screen tv out where you couldn't keep an eye on it at a garage sale? sorry but ydi.
Phoebe_Buffay 14
1: Why is your TV out with all of the other things for sale? 2: How did you not see someone walking off with your TV?
PenguinBitch 44
You would've gotten a hefty sum of cash if it wasn't for that meddling kid!
Axel5238 29
So you knew about this sticker how? The argument of no I'm not giving away a free flat screen give it back or I'll call the cops never happened. How is it you also had a nice flat screen laying around in your garage at the same time you were having a yard sale and didn't think someone might try to walk off with it?
Raykyogrou03 12
Yeah your fault for not noticing someone taking a giant tv.
NoFlippinWai 24
they never said it was big. they make little flat screens too.
Redvelvet16 11
Why is it outside anyways? NEVER hold your garage sale IN your garage!
love_me_electric 20
Where else are you supposed to have a garage sale?
Spider_Web 11
I like to have my garage sales on the roof
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
A lack of attentiveness on your part, OP, but the damn meddling kid didn't help either.
kouker_lewis 6
I saw this on ifunny. Not a true story