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Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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flickyourbic1223 7

next time you give them an exam write "pass me if you can" at the top of every page. show your class that you have a sense of humor. :)

turtlemansam 6

Or a chair with stilts and a big eraser

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Comments (207)

xThatAsianGurlx 0

ahnnyung :]

raralovesyew 3

Aw that's mean, but funny at the same time. I'm short as well so I feel your pain!

aback 5

Just make one of the tall kids come up and erase it.

Signposthead 0

"She said I don't spend time like I really should, she says she hates me deep down, I know she does, she wants to..."

EvilDoll 7

terrible that you have no nose

Hgielad_720 0

Hey, bitch, don't insult Ignorance.

mintcar 10

I don't know how short you are but I happen to be 5'8 and I wouldn't mind being a shorter.

mintcar 10

little*

sarah48_fml 0

I'm 5'8 too! I love being tall but I wish I was a little shorter as well. I hate that a lot of guys are my height or shorter than me :(

mintcar 10

Yeah, which is probably the reason why I love tall men. My ex was actually 6'5~6'6.

Nena713 0

Why? Being tall is awesome! I'm 5'8" also and I love it!

chippa 24

Ughhh why do 5'8 people think they're SOOO tall? Sure, you're tall, but you're not -that- tall. :/

thrAsHeRr9081 16

For a female it is. Shut up

Nena713 0

What #56 said :)

Zabrielle 0

I'd love to be 5'8 instead of 5'3! -_-"

lilykat84 4

I'm 5'6" and it's all right i guess. I'm just average. :D

chippa 24

Are you being serious? 5'8 is hardly -tall- for a woman. It's, what, 4 inches above average height? It's not that tall. D: I mean, not as tall as a lot of people make it seem.

nocanhaz 4

I'm 6'3'' but I'm a guy and this conversation seems to be female controlled so I'll shut up

nocanhaz 4

hey my other previous comment showed up HI previous comment it's us later comments, that nobody will probably ever see, how you doin?

chippa 24

Well, I saw it. But -this- late comment that nobody will probably ever see is doin' pretty swell. Long live us 6'3ers, and here's a high five that not many others could reach. :D

sarah48_fml 0

I'm taller than most girls I know. 5'8 feels tall especially when there is a lot of guys your height and shorter..

im_awsome 2

I'm 5"2 and I wish I was tallerr.

chippa 24

Now that's the point that makes no sense to me. There are plenty of guys over 5'8. PLENTY. Unless you're 13 or something. The average height of a man is over 5'8 so I don't see what you guys are talking about. o.O

MzMegs 20

I'm a 6 ft tall female. How about someone come take away some of this ******* terrible height? -_-

Lia_Mackenzie 4

I'm 5'4", and rather petite. The only time I don't like my height is when I can't reach things on the top shelf at the grocery store...but then I just ask the next cute guy that passes by to help me out. ;) #174 - My boss is 6', and a very respected, powerful, and intimidating woman. She uses her height to her advantage, and I think it's awesome. Embrace the fact that you can literally look down your nose at obnoxious people. I just have to look up and glare really hard. XD

chippa 24

Lia, some of us don't see -being intimidating- as a positive thing. :/

dexter341 0

I'm 13 and I'm 5 9

Minikal 10

way too unrealistic

Hgielad_720 0

There's nothing wrong with short people...except, well, you know, they're short. ;)

RAHDINAHISAWESOM 0

ha ha very funny :P

Hgielad_720 0

Oh, I'm being serious.

Lia_Mackenzie 4

#32 - No, no - we're "vertically challenged." :)

Nine001 0

The kid who did that is a genius,And I applaud him.

phatdaddy62 23

I'd say make the damned kids write a 25 page essay on cultural sensitivity to those who are different or challenged . . . . Aw **** it - give them all detention for a week!

MeganCello 8

Meh. I'm barely 5 feet tall. I'm only 14. But still!

chippa 24

They -should- be taller? No. :S Average height of a 14 year old is taller, yes. There's a difference. >.>

ohthebloodygore 16

Shut up, idiots. I'm 20 and 4'7. You don't need to be a specific size to be a specific age.

beccusmaximus 0

Yeah, I'm 23 and 4' 9". I pretty much stopped growing around fourteen.

mfelax9556 8

tape the eraser to the end of a meter stick lol amd dont worry bout being small. small is sexy

mfelax9556 8

at least small is sexy for women