Today, some guy woke me up at 5.30am by yelling outside my window. I opened the window and told him to knock it off before going back to bed. It took a good 3 minutes of his laughter before I realised I was naked and he got a close-up view of my breasts. FML
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Bawsack 18
OP here. I never thought for a million years that this would get posted, but it did which is equally awesome and creepy at the same time. I just wanted to clarify a few things. Firstly, thank you for the puns. I love puns and these are the breast I've seen in a while. I'll show myself out. Secondly: I have no idea why it says Leeds. I have never been to Leeds in my life. I'm in Edinburgh, over 200 miles away in a whole other country. The guy in question turned out to be my neighbour -cringe - on his way back from the pub very drunk and most probably high. I haven't seen him since and most probably won't for a while if I can help it. The reason I was naked was because I'd come in from work the night before, showered and passed out in bed from exhaustion. I hadn't noticed I was naked was because it was FIVE THIRTY IN THE MORNING. I had obviously been in a deep sleep because that's what normal people do at 5.30am. Literally the only thing going through my head was that I wanted the idiot to shut the hell up and let me sleep. And no, it probably wasn't exactly 3 minutes but it was long enough for me to go to the toilet, back to my bedroom then try to remove my robe before I realised I wasn't wearing it. Also, he probably laughed so much because he was drunk, high and a crazy naked woman was hanging out her second floor window at 5.30 in the morning. Finally. yes, breasts. Because that's what they are.
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SUN_lover 19
I think it's the breast day of his entire life.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
Hopefully he was black-out drunk at the time and won't remember when he sobers up. Sorry, that's the only thing I can think of that will make this experience less awkward for you.
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Comments (70)
Benderama 8
Photos or it didn't happen
Beepee04 10
I gotta say ydi because how could you forget, or not notice, that you were naked.
Beepee04 10
Where is the "you deserved it" button? This most certainly wouldn't happen to me. I clicked it not even realizing that it said that. What is happening with FML?
longhairedmale 11
You know that FML has pictures now
WellCrap5189 11
Nice
McFishFilet 9
Good job, you're a ****
LevelupKid 8
you nasty bitch!! why do you sleep naked??
221bcompanion 15
Yes how DARE someone sleep naked. Or be naked ever. Don't even come out of your mother naked, that's nasty.
moondoglou420 17
He's probably going to keep doing that now.
Bawsack 18
OP here. I never thought for a million years that this would get posted, but it did which is equally awesome and creepy at the same time. I just wanted to clarify a few things. Firstly, thank you for the puns. I love puns and these are the breast I've seen in a while. I'll show myself out. Secondly: I have no idea why it says Leeds. I have never been to Leeds in my life. I'm in Edinburgh, over 200 miles away in a whole other country. The guy in question turned out to be my neighbour -cringe - on his way back from the pub very drunk and most probably high. I haven't seen him since and most probably won't for a while if I can help it. The reason I was naked was because I'd come in from work the night before, showered and passed out in bed from exhaustion. I hadn't noticed I was naked was because it was FIVE THIRTY IN THE MORNING. I had obviously been in a deep sleep because that's what normal people do at 5.30am. Literally the only thing going through my head was that I wanted the idiot to shut the hell up and let me sleep. And no, it probably wasn't exactly 3 minutes but it was long enough for me to go to the toilet, back to my bedroom then try to remove my robe before I realised I wasn't wearing it. Also, he probably laughed so much because he was drunk, high and a crazy naked woman was hanging out her second floor window at 5.30 in the morning. Finally. yes, breasts. Because that's what they are.
Jonfun 14
Sleep is what's breast for business.
laden_swallow09 35
Ehh, he'll probably forget anything happened with you the day after, as drunk and high as he was. Here's hoping!
confused_wandere 26
It's not exactly a different country, they're both in the UK. It's a different part of the country though.
weeyin12 24
The UK isn't a country, it's made up of 3 countries and part of a fourth.
confused_wandere 26
People always get this wrong. The UK IS a country just like any other. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland aren't countries, we just call them that instead of provinces or states or regions, despite the fact that's what they are. We are no different to any other country on the planet, we have subdivisions. What we call those subdivisions is completely irrelevant and doesn't change what they are.
fohfuucba 21
Don't know why you got downvoted for being right. The UK is a country. Is this why so many Americans think the whole country is England?
confused_wandere 26
I don't understand why I'm getting voted down either. I mean, every country and every international organisation on the planet recognises the UK as a country. What more do we need to do to prove we are a country like every other?
mattyiscool123 26
All apart of his plan