Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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Comments (203)
gumdropofjoy 0
This made me laugh for about 20 minutes. Oh wow...
whataloadofbull 0
that makes you a dumbass cuz it took the rest of us about 30 seconds to get over it
iGreen_Day 0
Someone broke into their house. We might be finding this funny now but it would have been scary at the time Get over yourself, kmt
JoshTheMaggot 8
omg cookies are so beast. did you atleast give him one. you know what they say, Oreos crooks favorite cookies.
happypapp12 0
Ok
alexandraa_fml 0
BEST COMMENT EVER !
JoshTheMaggot 8
give him a cookie then. you know what they say, Oreos crooks favorite cookies
Dydy_fml 0
HAHAHA :D
girlygirl666 0
@ Nikki Hahaha, that's what I'm screaming!
24788 7
Cookie Monster really fell off after rehab.
Acuvue 0
How the hell is this an FML? It's more of an "I'm the luckiest SOB in the world"
Spottyfur 1
Ditto @ #17.. Lol
jc21_fml 1
haha cookies are that good
partymandy 0
yeah... this was dumb.
Abonnent 0
A is for Alcohol B is for Brownies, why did he get the munchies of them? C is for Cookies! Mouhahahaha
sonic19951 6
C is for cookies, thats good enough for me. No need for the rest of the letters.
alexandraa_fml 0
Hopefully your response wasn't 'Oh no,' Or else you now have a huge whole in your wall. OHH YEAH!
Tigg3r 3
then you would here a howl outside "Coooookie Crisp!!!!"
luckymay 0
hahahahaha!!!!
apoll 0
21 and 100 are my heroes