Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML
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Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
m22100 14
I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.
MinaGermania 12
Hope he finished fast
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Comments (186)
deadlyhitman009 8
Am I the only one questioning why a 9 year old is jerking off?
caity_pie 12
Not 9 years old, year 9 at school. A child in that school year would be 12 or 13 years old.
trystand00 10
If you're in 9th grade, shouldn't you be around 14-15? Js but at least you understood he was in 9th grade.
deadlyhitman009 8
Oops sorry! I read 9 year old! Wow.
Pizza__Queen 4
probably was overly excited about hopefully passing the test
greasemonkey72 4
Call him **** hands.
salmone_fml 3
Hahahahahaha, no forward planning at all. Their frontal lobes haven't fully developed yet. And yes, because one of my hormone-driven, impulsive teenage students made a poor decision, I am an awful teacher and representative of what is wrong with the schooling system. Judgemental people make the world a much worse place. He was referred on to the principal.
clrichmond2009 24
Don't you know? Anytime a child does something FML worthy it's always either the parent's fault or the teacher's!
isuckwithnames 22
Well, to an extent it is, but that kid has passed that extent.
darthpeaches 14
Bringing shame to men everywhere, lol.
jamaicandog 3
You were featured in funnygram
ItsThisGirl 17
Say something, don't be a wuss.
cookie207984 6
Omg this is to funny
Alvarortor 14
Maybe he wanted to learn about the booty.