Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML
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Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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m22100 14
I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.
MinaGermania 12
Hope he finished fast
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chickenfeet223 11
Haha at least he tried to do it quietly
GAMERZxxHD 25
I'm from America so please don't get mad at me but year 9 is 9th grade correct?
HeyTherexxx 21
According to 70's comment, yes, it does mean ninth grade in America.
peggersmum 14
13-14 year olds.
HeyTherexxx 21
Oh, well around ninth grade then.
Guardian88 21
Thats uhhhhh ****** up not gonna lie
battleroyalefan6 16
How the hell did he not hear?
alex_gen 39
And then he got a hundred on the test.
MadisonDerp 16
By year nine, do you mean Ninth graders, or nine year olds?
Turbo_Turtle 14
Hopefully 9th grade...
blanchthis 4
He's in 9th grade. In Australia we start school in kindergarten/prep (depending on which state you live in) then we have year 1, year 2, year 3, up to year 12.
mikbrooke 25
& reception in between kindergarten and year 1 (in my state anyway). i've never quite understood the confusion between saying 9th grade or year 9. to me, its always meant the same thing.
Turbo_Turtle 14
He got in trouble, right?
squarecircles 13
Should've pulled the fire drill alarm.
Oblivion115 1
So everybody here wants to know the same answer....... How did he do on his test?
kristopher_0819 6
It's a disgrace for me to say I'm in the grade 9...