Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML
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Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.
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m22100 14
I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.
MinaGermania 12
Hope he finished fast
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Comments (186)
daddysgirl8 21
"Jeremy let go of your penis and take a nap."
tzemmy 25
i read this as "one of my 9 year old students" and i was like wtf
markcallanan_ 20
Haha that's what I thought until I saw your comment
ChawanKiti 15
I saw the exact same thing. Reading your comment made me go read the actual post again.
l1zZY 5
Ditto
Nish007 15
that guy needs an IQ test. thats disgusting!
Jakob2255 12
how would a iq test help with a whacking issue.
isuckwithnames 22
He's implying that the kid is an idiot.
AnimeAddict95 20
This reminded me of Shameless when Carl did that in class.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I guess he prefers hands on learning.
shel1207 8
all I could think while reading this is "what the ****?"
mbuck87 19
No forward planning: where was he gonna finish?
Pakawaka 2
Was it hard? You know...the test.
njcsnowboarder13 6
Wait so do you mean by year 9, he was 9 years old? Or in 9th grade...
littlem91 29
He'll be 13/14 give or take. Basically when horniness starts getting bad and you don't know yet how to control it!
BananEnigma 24
Pretty sure at 14, you'd know that doing it during a test is completely inappropriate and even illegal.... Don't start with that "can't control it" bullshit.
jal1502 1
naplan by any chance? haha