Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML
Today, I had a job interview in a hotel and arrived 20 minutes early. I sat in the lobby practicing answers while watching the elevators. Eventually, the receptionist walked over and asked if I was waiting for someone. I gave her the company name. She pointed across the street. I'd been practicing my interview in the wrong hotel. FML
Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
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identikit 0
You sat and waited for 30 minutes? Don't be such a doormat in situations like that.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
You could've easily just asked "Excuse me, but could you show me where the bathrooms are before we start?" It would've been a lot easier than sitting through and interview needing to pee /:
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Comments (43)
reddilocks 0
ugh all you people are idiots... HR stands for human resources for one thing. Secondly, wtf OP? At first I didn't even understand why this was put up, it's not an FML at all, its more of a YDI for not taking proper action in this situation. I'm 16...and I know how to handle a situation like that...I hope they didn't hire you.
_krystallynn_ 11
wow. fml is filled with self absorbed bitches like you. sorry, a few 12-14 year olds didn't know what HR meant. they dont have any reason to know yet. get you head out of your ass, wipe the shit out of your eyes, and realize you are not perfect. get over yourself. -_-
awkward_loser69 21
lol she's 16, she's in the "I know everything" stage wait until you're an adult sweetie, that's all I'm gonna say haha
derekjeter92 0
Hey bamgirl, you're a retard.
chippa 24
Chill, he's not that dumb... I mean, if you ask someone where the bathrooms are and they tell you to wait for someone to tell you, and you just walk out right there do go to McD's, well then someone's gonna show up trying to show you to the bathroom. S/he just wanted to be polite. FYL. :P
tangerine_12 0
this is serioiusly like the WORST FML i have ever seen.
what_the_fail 0
Today, i needed to pee! Tomorrow, I'll need to shit! What will happen next?!!!
ash0701 0
hahaha
Skimbap 0
So wait, the HR manager comes to show you where the bathroom is? Yeah, your life really does suck
Cowgirl_boots 0
this is stupid, and I hate when people use in FML's
kei1108 13
Wow. How rude.
jtaylor991 6
****** idiots nowadays. even if you were flirting, seriously??
friscosoonerkid 3
You should of done the pee pee dance