DaddyZ
United States
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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mattorama 15
Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.
christophergris 0
redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh
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lilbazzi 0
well atleast hes not 13 and thinks redbull is a steriod and everytime he drinks a redbull he goes on a rampage and starts lifting weights like a body builder on roids idk what to do with him but fk red bull:D
hockeyhead111 0
Red Bul gives you wings, but not landing gear! Ahahahaha
supertacowaffle 41
LMFAO. Quality:)
Diogi4363 0
Red bull gives you internal bleeding, just doesn't have the same ring to it
Vampierjazz2010 0
Damn tv rots the brain
MLSFR 5
Sue rlly sue...
hateevryone 15
beat him down..oh, wait you cant cause it might give you another meeting with social services
Brdluvr 0
Never give a kid with A.D.D. caffein...
UNICORNmonster 0
couldn't you sue? not sure, but there's reel money in Redbull... c:
bellm11 4
A lawsuit against redbull for claiming it gives you wings probably wouldn't work because their defense is that a reasonable person wouldn't actually believe that it gives you wings... Also, don't their commercials have a disclaimer that says "redbull does not actually give you wings. It restores rediness and alertness"?
sabrinaFML 0
Hope that was fun