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Anonymous United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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Run dude. Just run.

I love the illustration.

Never heard of him since, have we?

You should be, dude.

Yes,the illustration is amazing! Love it. But seriously,just.....run. :P

The illustration doesnt quite match the FML

It's a Black Widow Spider, and an evil looking one at that, so in that way it does.

Yes you are right Scorn, I didnt look at it that way

and that's when you start to worry about your marriage man.

Phone book time - you need "B" for Bodyguard! FYL

**** someone else?

1,2...Your wife's comin' for you! But seriously, talk to her, OP. I would still leave anyway, incase she lies and IS trying to kill you. BTW, the illustration is great!