Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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stubbsie 0
quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up
Lorysa 11
She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD
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Comments (399)
CanadianNarwhal 13
Run dude. Just run.
Paulacookie 18
I love the illustration.
pieter82 17
Never heard of him since, have we?
Snicki16 0
You should be, dude.
mouxouxou 11
Yes,the illustration is amazing! Love it. But seriously,just.....run. :P
ssaxena 9
The illustration doesnt quite match the FML
Skorne 5
It's a Black Widow Spider, and an evil looking one at that, so in that way it does.
ssaxena 9
Yes you are right Scorn, I didnt look at it that way
ryanfinch 4
and that's when you start to worry about your marriage man.
Ugi 27
Phone book time - you need "B" for Bodyguard! FYL
T0sta 8
**** someone else?
racheljessie 17
1,2...Your wife's comin' for you! But seriously, talk to her, OP. I would still leave anyway, incase she lies and IS trying to kill you. BTW, the illustration is great!