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Anonymous United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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so its been more than a year now... are you still alive??

Get a bodyguard or some pepper spray just in case

Perhaps offering her the last slice of pizza wouldn't have been such a pussy move after-all. Let's just hope this is a joke. Otherwise. Prepare for pain. There's nothing more deadly than a homicidal wife. Nothing.

might be a frape

Lmfaoo LOVE the drawing x]

Maybe she accidentally clicked something that changed her status?????

take her to a restaurant or any place with lots of people and ask her about it