Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML
Today, my wife put petrol in my diesel car and ruined the engine, I got a bit upset, but I wasn’t screaming or yelling or anything, but she flew completely off the handle at me at how I was putting all the blame on her and it wasn’t fair. I ended up apologising to her for her mistake. FML
Today, I spent £107 filling wife's car up with fuel. When I get home she says "don't forget we have to fill my car up at Tesco at the weekend". "I've already done it at Asda earlier" I say. "You stupid dumb idiot" she says, "I wanted it filled up at Tesco so I could get Clubcard points". FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, after a tearful weekend of burying my best friend, I stopped for gas on my way home. I got distracted by a guy next to me who was acting strange. I unknowingly filled my car with Diesel. It cost over $1000 to tow home, and I can't even get it looked at until Tuesday. FML
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Top comments
YerPal 0
Here in America, we have much larger nozzles for diesel gas, so that people like your wife cannot put diesel in their cars. The nozzle will not fit into the tank. Only cars with diesel engines have holes large enough to stick the diesel nozzle in.
Tri_fml 5
Oh dear God. :( Strangely diesel is more expensive here in the UK.
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Comments (122)
mclovin_fml 0
your wife is a DUMB ASS
fml0rjs 0
#13, that's what she said. that is all
d347hm4n 0
Bloody women, don't understand the finer workings of the internal combustion engine!!?!?!
UglyBagOfWater 0
That's what you get for letting a woman drive your car.
Betty7 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is HILARIOUS. Poor you. At least your pain provided us with some laughs. I could TOTALLY see my mom doing that to my dad.
arms_akimbo 0
Ooooooooh god :(
Big_Pick 0
I work at a Honda Dealership here in Denver, Colorado. Two days ago we had an Odyssey come in that a woman had managed to fill with four gallons of diesel before her husband stopped the madness. Different nozzle sizes be damned; idiocy knows no bounds. Where there is a moron, there is a way.
that_one_guy 0
Im going out on a limb here and guessing that your wife is blonde....
jdennis14 0
This is a complete lie. The diesel pump is a lot larger than a standard pump to make sure this doesnt happen. Check it out next time your at a gas station liar.
aew002 0
I live in Washington State and it's always cheaper here... but sorry your wife's a dumbass