Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
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clueless05 12
Those IKEA instructions can be difficult.
putloginhere 6
Did you end up putting the table together..?
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Comments (129)
callous 2
What kind of table
Albarufus 13
Probably the table called "Dumpa".
jpmc808 1
15 - Metallica36176 I think what's most unfortunate is that she cheated and wants a divorce, not that the fight began over something so small. It was going to happen no matter what.
rammy125 4
Ikea is the DEVIL!!
angeleyes1970 2
Wow.. I guess you didnt expect that.
User57777 13
Well, that escalated quickly.
garytg 3
Another relationship destroyed by Ikea.
challan 19
IKEA: I- instantly K- killing E- everyone or A- anything
olpally 33
Blasphemy!
LittleGreenPaola 23
How to assemble furniture and disassemble a marriage at the same time!
olpally 33
I work at ikea!!! Those instructions are easy as **** to read if you're not a total ******* retard. It's a very tedious process to try and build a table. If you would have just taken your time, you would have successfully built the table... I'm glad you know the truth about your wife, ikea isn't to blame if you're that stupid and get angry about not being able to read instructions. Fyl for not being able to read instructions and build an ikea table and for your wife being a cheating ****-bag.
olpally 33
God forbid I speak the truth about this FML, Lol...I guess brutal honesty and too many swear words are new to your virgin ears? Haha. Get over it, mods. I've seen way worse than my comment...
Shadowvoid 33
Well that escalated quickly.