Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
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clueless05 12
Those IKEA instructions can be difficult.
putloginhere 6
Did you end up putting the table together..?
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Comments (129)
wubbazugg 5
Tension that high, it's inevitable.
noisebox 1
No problem go for that divorce and make she gets no support payments, as she was a the reason for the marriage failing ( ie. infidelity ) you'll win. With shit like that going on sounds like it was over a long time ago. Trade her in for a younger model there's plenty of fish in the sea....
N1GHTS 12
Make sure she doesn't get the table when you two divorce.
kalbrek009 20
Obviously you both have some issues, yet I'm wondering which of you two would have had sex on the table first (I doubt it would have been with each other)...but hey, if you finally put the table together.....maybe you can have angry or make up sex on it before she does with anyone else.
Spectre529 12
...so what happened to the table?
bekah1993 5
Ahh the Ikea relationship test.... You failed
jeffmusson1309 1
Never buy anything from Ike's Thera too much instructions
lorenaleeye_fml 4
C'est toujours IKEA
aback 5
Note to self: don't buy the table with the stock name "Homewrecker".
soyeah_whatsup 4
Well we all know now that when you argue for 4 hours over IKEA crap its because your spouse is cheating and the guilt was eating them alive.