Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, after I tried to help my friend bust his cheating girlfriend, he seems to still trust her, so now my office friends think I'm a bigmouth. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
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DeJahVu 0
I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.
caligal14 0
I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...
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Comments (141)
nyc718 0
YDI for having snitches as friends!! You need to teach him snitching isn't healthy, and whip him.
brizerker 14
uh, what the hell else would a lawyer charge you for?
42billybob 5
ok, unless you got seriously brutalized for doing it, your life doesn't suck. He's apparently really uncomfortable being an accomplice in "crime" (regardless of the severity). I like this guy, most people only ever follow rules until they disagree with them, it suits them to break them, and/or they think they can get away with ignoring them. If everyone was like this guy, society would the way it's supposed to.
xclegend613 0
your friend obviously learned the rule of the world CYA: Cover Your Ass your friend was simply covering his ass so nothing happend to him if your boss found out. can't be mad at that
ColdGold 6
Set him up.
Ooer 0
what a tool
the_stereotype 0
you broke the rules and got in trouble. yeah...i'm definitely seeing the FML here...
crzyry 6
@Tittybaby: I like Kay's pic, it does have a gothic vibe to it and that's hott. But why don't you have a pic, it seems maybe you'd like to hide your appearence.jmho
youratittybaby 0
cuz im not a fag. goths arent hot. oh and sweet picture man!!!! you look ganster? ha cool....you're cool. why would i have a picture on here? it's not like i need to try and pick up a girl on here.
crzyry 6
Gangster? Naaw not me. My pic was me playing around with my camera. If you've never seen scene one goth that you thought was hott then maybe you are gay. Are you a closet case? :-) It's ok if you are.
Starfire22 5
Hehe, it's so fun ******* around with titty! But seriously there are some hott gothic-ey looking people... Tho some do take it to a totally different level...
crzyry 6
@Star: It is fun but for me it's just a game, I have no hard feelings towards anyone here. As for the goth thing, yea I have seem lots of goths (guys and girls) that freak me the hell out. lol
Starfire22 5
Haha I kno, it's fun tho just something to pass the time.
youratittybaby 0
goths are not attractive. i'm not gay, i don't like gays, i am judging. this will probably be my last time to get on this thing cuz im tired of getting on here and checking this thing. later haters
thyestes 0
You don't like gays? yeah I know what you mean... I don't like people with two arms.
thyestes 0
Forgot to mention that at least people with two arms can change that if they're desperate enough to know me.
crzyry 6
Oh and I'd hope you weren't trying to find a girlfriend (or boyfriend, I'm not judging) online, that's dangerous. Haven't you ever watched C.S.I? lol
dloc1 0
what a smeg head