Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Tell them to suck it up. The wedding is about you, not them. They can ignore their differences for one day.
baxeh 29
If they care about you they'll suck it up and be there for you, leaving the drama out. Best of luck!
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Comments (91)
ctchan2381 5
if this was a male version... they would beat the shit out of each other, shake hands, show up with bruises and black eyes cus they won't fk up a bro's big day then resume kicking the shit out of each other after the wedding... then probably buy each other a bear a week later
blackonblight 33
Men buy each other BEARS? Wow, I had no idea. What a great gift. Do you have traditions, like, is the first bear a black bear, or do you save the grizzly for veterans, tell me more!
icepanda 6
they need to suck it up the day is about you not them. enjoy your wedding.
bluelagoon24 19
This might sound silly to some but if I were in the bride's position. I'd feel a bit uncomfortable on the wedding day knowing the two bridesmaids hate eat other yet are all smiles for you. It would be like some weird farce. Is there no one else you can have OP as a failsafe? In case their issues get the better of them.
eternal_malaise 10
Tell the groomsmen that their job is to prevent a cat fight.
reeses_pieces12 7
I sent a screen shot of this to my two best friends who are my bridesmaids in 9 months! Poor girl, I hope it works out for her and the two bridesmaids can work it out before or just deal with it for the wedding.
Omniprism 15
I would try and replace them if you can. If they're not mature enough to handle putting their issues aside for you then you'll probably end up with a big mess at your wedding.
caitlinbblack 14
It'd be funnier if it was in 3 hours.
Inked0803 12
Tell them to get the **** over it and act like grown women
MiaStarFire 2
That is more common than you would think.
BurnInDemonFire 39
There's clearly massive sexual tension between them. They should just **** and get it over with.