Today, my twelve year-old son thought it would be a good idea to relentlessly shoot the mail truck with a paintball gun in front of all the neighbors. FML
NYmets456 tells us more.
Just so you know, everything has worked out fine. The mailman was pretty nice about it. He had to wash off the back of the truck, and pay a little money to help fix it.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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cocacola999 27
Shouldn't his parent discipline him? Oh wait........ YOU'RE the parent!
GrinchFu1 27
If your son hasn't already been informed, maybe now would be a good time to let him know... On August 2, 1968, assault on a mail carrier became a federal crime in the United States. I hope your mailman has a sense of humor or your son could be in big trouble. We were all stupid kids once. Use this opportunity to help scare him smart! Good luck!!!
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Comments (136)
bunny409 14
and WHO bought a 12 year old boy the paintball gun? -.-
tenfiftynine 12
NOT OP!
g4m30v3r 11
Out! * raises hand and mailbag while stuffing a sock over can of mace*
misspennycakes 7
My kids would never do that I guess some kids are brought up with morals
vbmg152 19
Absolutely right! My kids would never have done that & if they did, they would've never come back home because they knew they'd get their butts tore up & lose every single toy they owned!
martinfml 8
You should tell him to make sure nobody's watching next time he does something like this.
seriouscat 11
Is your son a dog? No one hates mailmen more than dogs.
lonewolf621 17
Maybe hes trying to lead a revolution
vbmg152 19
Even if you didn't buy it, it's a fail on your part & I'm sure the US Postal Service has or will let you know that when you get the huge-mongous bill for the damages! You will get a bill, you can count on it! Still gotta say, YDI!
Thr33to16 8
Nice parenting, idiot. YDI
volleyball3318 13
If he's going to be that irresponsible with his paintball gun, then you shouldn't have even bought it for him in the first place.
GryffinDarkBreed 3
You should have raised him better. YDI.