Today, my store manager told me I was fired. I'm not sure what's more insulting - that he'd fire me, or that he forgot I haven't worked there in four months. FML
CapnCrunchKat tells us more.
OP here. I don't have time to reply to every single comment, so here's the answers to all of your questions: 1. I was there because I was shopping. I work retail. Duh. "Store manager". 2. I resigned four months ago, with this manager witnessing. Also, I'm not a "he". Lol.
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PossiblyInDanger 24
You could've missed work for four months and still had a job.
Lomus 24
We are you fired up? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Comments (87)
mpkpm 19
Sounds like an FHL..? He's an idiot.
Welshite 40
It would make so much sense if your name is Milton.
mpkpm 19
I...i...believe..yo you have m my stapler...
Axipiter 24
If they take my stapler I'll set the building on fire.
golferman72 16
Maybe he fired you because he hasn't seen you in 4 months?
underthesea12 24
that's what you get for not showing up for 4 months
joemud 13
Yeah you worded this like crap
aniluapss 9
No wonder you are fired...
Kergami 18
I think this needs a follow-up. How did this conversation insue if you haven't been working there.
foxmatrix15 8
Two questions: 1) why do u call him your store manager if u don't work there.. 2) What the hell you still doing there?
vikky538 29
ask him for final settlement ..get the money...and say bye bye...
skittyskatbrat 19
You know, technically he was harassing a customer ;-) You should have asked him to help you find items and crap....